12 Ways of the Pret Mess

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As this is (supposed to be) a time of cheer and peace and celebration, although many don’t know anymore what Christmas is about, I want to add a rather humorous take on my ordeal in Pret. I will always speak about what I have been through and how toxic it is behind the PR[et] facade. But like a semi-Advents calendar, behind each “door” is another “treat” of what I’ve been through in Pret and during this dark time.

Please support small businesses that are ruined by the big guns that don’t care for customers’ lives or staff’s welfare. Large corporations that only want to exploit PEOPLE and their pockets, packaged in good deeds and a shiny front.

Merry Christmas and a healthy good year to all readers, new and regular visitors.

The 12 Ways of the Pret Mess

The worst way that Pret messed

with me-e once bereaved

a Development Manager’s grief

The second way that Pret messed

with me-e once bereaved

Two bully bosses

and a Development Manager’s grief

The third way that Pret messed

with me-e once bereaved

Three Months off Sick

Two bully bosses

and a Development Manager’s abuse

The fourth way that Pret messed

with me once bereaved

Four Raising Voices

Three Months off Sick

Two bully bosses

and a Development Manager’s grief

The fifth way that Pret messed

with me-e once bereaved

Five Hidden Lies

Four Raising Voices

Three Months off Sick

Two bully bosses

and a Development Manager’s grief

The sixth way that Pret messed

with me once bereaved

Six Untrained GMs

Five Hidden Lies

Four Raising Voices

Three Months off Sick

Two bully bosses

and a Development Manager’s grief

The seventh way that Pret messed

with me once bereaved

Seven Hopes a-Slimming

Six Untrained GMs

Five Hidden Lies

Four Raising Voices

Three Months off Sick

Two bully bosses

and a Development Manager’s grief

The eighth way that Pret messed

with me once bereaved

Eight Favours Faking

Seven Hopes a-Slimming

Six Untrained GMs

Five Hidden Lies

Four Raising Voices

Three Months off Sick

Two bully bosses

and a Development Manager’s grief

The ninth way that Pret messed

with me once bereaved

Nine Shady Branches

Eight Favours Faking

Seven Hopes a-Slimming

Six Untrained GMs

Five Hidden Lies

Four Raising Voices

Three Months off Sick

Two bully bosses

and a Development Manager’s abuse

The tenth way that Pret messed

with me once bereaved

Ten Flawed Hearings

Nine Shady Branches

Eight Favours Faking

Seven Hopes a-Slimming

Six Untrained GMs

Five Hidden Lies

Four Raising Voices

Three Months off Sick

Two bully bosses

and a Development Manager’s grief

The eleventh way that Pret messed

with me once bereaved

Eleven Unpaid Wages

Ten Flawed Hearings

Nine Shady Branches

Eight Favours Faking

Seven Hopes a-Slimming

Six Untrained GMs

Five Hidden Lies

Four Raising Voices

Three Months off Sick

Two bully bosses

and a Development Manager’s abuse

The 12th way that Pret messed

with me once bereaved

12 HR Corruptions

Ten Flawed Hearings

Nine Shady Branches

Eight Favours Faking

Seven Hopes a-Slimming

Six Untrained GMs

Five Hidden Lies

Four Raising Voices

Three Months off Sick

Two bully bosses

and a Development Manager’s grief

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I worked at Pret A Manger and survived systemic workplace bullying during bereavement that involved HR, the top leadership, HQ and even the now “retired” former CEO Clive Schlee. I declined 4 settlement offers if I am silent about my ordeal. But I rather starve and speak out to help others. For an overview of important blog entries of my experience with Pret, please visit “My Ordeal with Pret A Manger”. The little arrow to the right next to each heading will lead directly to the post.
I tell my story for the first time verbally in below audio player interview on a podcast by The Adam Paradox, and wrote an article in the
Scottish Left Review.
Thank you for reading/listening.

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